Appropriat(ion)ist Keychain
Not bad Mr. Mann, but let me just fix that image a bit for you…
Like this:

Or, maybe this…

I’ll have my egregious vignetting badge in no time.
Appropriatist Keychain
Never understood the appeal of the Giant Fucking Keyring.
It’s like wearing a t-shirt that says, “Let’s both pretend my pecan-sized cocklette is handsome and wide.”
Pecans ain’t wide, beer is good, and sparse images rule.